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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to
continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure,
squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is
the ''loser,'' and I eat the ...
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I call it ''the
terminator''. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic ''naked
terminator traveling through time'' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch
there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the
second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked)
and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I ...
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