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Re: Ask The Dude

Eidolon — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:32:57 GMT

hey dude

everyone here is missing you!

plz plz plz come back soon

no one here can help us with our absurd quesions, except you!

Re: Ask The Dude

kunzy — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:16:56 GMT

Dude, were missin you here. And i too have a real doozie for you.

Re: Ask The Dude

unicorn — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:00:34 GMT

yea...dude...no manner what has happenned...we are here wishing you all the best...

be back soon...I got a truck of questions to ask

Re: Ask The Dude

PROACEX1 — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:15:34 GMT

*Bump*

Hey Dude,

Where are ya, it says that you've been active recently, but you haven't posted or much if anything else...

Miss ya (In a non-gay way), hope everythings well for ya...

Respectfully,

PROACEX1

Re: Ask The Dude

cincyguy — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 23:06:33 GMT

Merry Xmas dude, hope you're good and crocked

Re: Ask The Dude

volfann — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:16:40 GMT

Getting sick never comes at a good time it seems..At least you should be better before Christmas,which would have been a much worse time to be sick.. Nothing worse than being sick when everyone else is partying and having a good time drinking the nog waiting for the jolly old fat man to bring them some goodies.. Get plenty of rest and drink plenty of Nyquil,which is only slightly less alcoholic than your average bottle of 100 proof Wild Turkey..

Re: Ask The Dude

PROACEX1 — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:39:43 GMT

Hey Dude!

Why did you have to go and get me sick? Now I'm sick with Walking Pneumonia (Mycoplasma Pneumoniae)!

This sucks with everything else going on...But why do these things happen at such bad times? (Murphy's Law is one explanation)...

Respectfully,

PROACEX1

Re: Ask The Dude

cincyguy — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:20:47 GMT

yet another awome peice of advice dude, thanks for giving me an excuse to drink beer all night and sleep till noon

Re: Ask The Dude

ladytekki — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:30:12 GMT

I'm so happy to see you back

Re: Ask The Dude

Cindylou28 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:54:41 GMT

Dude we all missed you!!! Welcome back!

Re: Ask The Dude

volfann — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:32:02 GMT

sjr:

Then I will leave a short easy question for when you recuperate.

Why are doughnuts called doughnuts? They do contain dough, but the standard doughnut is not made from nuts. My guess is they are in cahoots with the hamburger people and their lack of ham.

Believe it or not the name comes from early donuts being just deep fried "balls" of dough. Once the holes were added, the use of the word ball was dropped and they became dough "nuts". The Dude can't make this **** up...

Re: Ask The Dude

volfann — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:21:28 GMT

cincyguy:
Your dudeness.....I come to you for a number of reasons, first of all i hope you're feeling better and second to ask your advice. My situation...driving home from work today my truck tire falls off destroying the whole underside in the front including radiator*however you spell it) and so forth and so forth. I still haven't recieved my last two checks from work and no idea why. I think its been motnths since i've been with a female i believe and i'm 21 with grey hair.....my question is what would your great dudeness suggest to help relax?

Holy c**p ,I hope it isn't too late for the Dude to help... Yours is one of the saddest stories the Dude has yet to encounter.. Let's take stock of the sitiation and see what we can do.. First ...you got no wheels..Second ...you got no money...Of course if you add these two together ....you got no female type companionship... The Dudes first idea isn't really a good idea,since armed robbery and grand theft are felonies and would leave you in a place where the companionship would most likely be of the wrong type and probably not be concensual on your part. If you can manage to scrape together a few bucks by selling some cans or raking some leaves or something ,you need to head to the nearest redneck bar that sells those ice cold one dollar long necks and by 2AM you should be all set for some cheap lovin. She may not be pretty when you wake up in her mobile home at the crack of noon ,but it will get you back in the saddle and you will definitely be relaxed after a night of hoggin. You might even like it. Let's face it,you are in no position to be picky at this stage and should take whatever comes your way. Your prey only has 2 requirements..It should be a female,and it should have a pulse..Anything else is pure gravy..Roll in it....

Re: Ask The Dude

volfann — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:40:23 GMT

The Dude is back from the dead.. Time to play catch up .

Re: Ask The Dude

root — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:59:25 GMT

Cindylou28:
root:

cincyguy:
i just realized what a looser i am after reading that...oh my

Thank god for email notifications. It's set into the electronic stone. You can't edit it! MWAHAHA.

Hope things get better for you as well Cindy. This reminds me of Milton for some reason...

Bob Slydell: Milton Waddams.
Dom Portwood: Who's he?
Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
Dom Portwood: Oh, yeah.
Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
Bob Slydell: So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.
Bill Lumbergh: Great.
Dom Portwood: So, uh, Milton has been let go?
Bob Slydell: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.
Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end.

Hmm Root.... was this for me or was it a typo.... and you meant to type Cincy instead of Cindy?

Holy typo batman, you are right. Sorry. I was wondering why you had changed your avatar...

Sorry Sin

Re: Ask The Dude

aesman — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:25:37 GMT

I am pretty sure that was for cincy and not you