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Let’s make a boy….

Last post 07-13-2009, 9:43 AM by daniel88c. 150 replies.
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  •  06-23-2009, 5:48 PM 538027 in reply to 537987

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    at 75 he is enjoying his time at the retirement  home .  OldMan

    By gmscool at 2009-03-26

  •  06-23-2009, 6:37 PM 538046 in reply to 537987

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    At 76, he decides to cash in all his investments and builds a house with stacks of $100 bills.

  •  06-23-2009, 6:46 PM 538062 in reply to 538046

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    at 77 he falls asleep in bed  smoking and burns his house down !

    By gmscool at 2009-03-26

  •  06-24-2009, 7:51 AM 538202 in reply to 538062

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    At age 78, he rebuilds his house with old cd's.
    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)

  •  06-24-2009, 8:10 AM 538212 in reply to 538202

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    at 79 he is admitted to the mental ward because he thinks he is a cd player and won't stop singing ! Knockout

    By gmscool at 2009-03-26

  •  06-24-2009, 8:14 AM 538215 in reply to 538212

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    At age 80, he decides to write a will... to 20rules!

     

    yayz!

    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)

  •  06-24-2009, 9:41 AM 538261 in reply to 538215

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    At age 81, he decides to try to swim across the Pacific Ocean.

  •  06-24-2009, 9:59 AM 538273 in reply to 538261

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    At age 82, he returns to America, after realizing he can't speak Chinese!
    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)

  •  06-24-2009, 10:05 AM 538282 in reply to 538273

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    At age 83, he decides to take another nap.

  •  06-24-2009, 11:37 AM 538326 in reply to 538282

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    At age 84, he begins to wonder how old he will live to be.
    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)

  •  06-24-2009, 11:54 AM 538339 in reply to 538326

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    at 85 he moves into Hugh Hefners' mansion and finds that he no longer cares how long he will live but knows that the undertaker will never get the smile offen his face





























    I.B.O.T.L

  •  06-24-2009, 11:57 AM 538342 in reply to 538339

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    at age 86, he decides to form a heavy metal band named "Golden Oldies", their hit song becomes "On the Commode Again"
    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)

  •  06-24-2009, 12:03 PM 538345 in reply to 538342

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    at 87 the band breaks up do to lack of new material, and he makes a doctors appointment to deal with his ongoing constipation





























    I.B.O.T.L

  •  06-24-2009, 12:56 PM 538364 in reply to 538345

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    at age 88, he realizes he needs glasses.
    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)

  •  06-24-2009, 1:47 PM 538387 in reply to 538364

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    at 89 he broke his glasses

  •  06-24-2009, 4:34 PM 538461 in reply to 538387

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    At age 90, he invited all his friends to his b-day. Only to realize that the powers that be gave him no friends.
    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)

  •  06-24-2009, 6:15 PM 538510 in reply to 538461

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    at 91 he was caught looking into the bedroom of ida mae !

    By gmscool at 2009-03-26

  •  06-24-2009, 6:41 PM 538527 in reply to 538510

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    At age 92, he decides to go sky-diving.

  •  06-24-2009, 11:45 PM 538629 in reply to 538527

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    at 93 he is in a hospital with 2 broken legs , one broken arm , a metal rod holding his back in place and he is 6 inches shorter .

    By gmscool at 2009-03-26

  •  06-25-2009, 4:17 AM 538652 in reply to 538629

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    At age 94, he decides to adopt a pit-bull
    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)

  •  06-25-2009, 4:54 AM 538658 in reply to 538652

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    at 95 he lives on his roof .

    By gmscool at 2009-03-26

  •  06-25-2009, 4:55 AM 538659 in reply to 538658

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    at age 96, he decides to strangle the pit bull.
    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)

  •  06-25-2009, 2:20 PM 538828 in reply to 538659

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    at 97 his bull dog thinks otherwise ![&amp;]

    By gmscool at 2009-03-26

  •  06-25-2009, 3:03 PM 538836 in reply to 534219

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    LOL thats great!

    ~TK

  •  06-25-2009, 3:44 PM 538845 in reply to 538836

    Re: Let’s make a boy….

    at 98, he rests in the hospital, with a dis-configured face. The hospital staff all feel sorry for him.

     

    Unfortunately, the hospital then gets blown up, everyone survives, but he sets out to find the pit bull that did that to him.

    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)
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