EggXpert

This thread is for the funny quotes our community members get caught saying.

If you find one, copy and paste a quote of it so we know who said it.

Warfare:

Copy and paste dude.  Then you're in there like swimwear.

CheapAsianGamerGuy:

To lower the temperature of your anti-freeze below freezing, simply freeze some anti-freeze and put the anti-freeze ice into the coolant reservoir...

cincyguy:

he who doesn't believe in zombies will be the first to be eaten

May 08' Venny Winners:

richone:

o my god,fatboy you have outdone yourself on that one! call gmcool to fix that laptop. he must have seen one of your jokes!

Tracer76:

Yepper and the puppy agrees with the piddle.   either that or he is injecting Linux the hard way

daniel88c:

Let's just let the mushroom people get him.

HOGHAULER:

We the unknowing led by the unwilling having done so much with so little for so long are now qualified to do absolutly anything with nothing. IN reverse we the unwilling led by the unknowing having done so little with so much for so long are now qualified to do absolutly nothing with anything.

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root:

This thread is for the funny quotes our community members get caught saying.

If you find one, copy and paste a quote of it so we know who said it.

Idea ................ I'll post here the vennys that didn't win too   good idea root.............. I guess you could consider them venny nominations too  (since I rarely get PM's nominating any).

There were some really awesome ones back in the day, maybe I'll dig them up when I have time.  

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GmsCool:

There were some really awesome ones back in the day, maybe I'll dig them up when I have time.  

Yeah, I was just thinking that before I created this post. I figured moving forward we can at least keep track of them now.

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Jas0n:

Bernie Mac who? You are the real Mr. 3000

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http://www.eggxpert.com/forums/permalink/133584/305728/ShowThread.aspx#305728

root:

GmsCool:

There were some really awesome ones back in the day, maybe I'll dig them up when I have time.  

Yeah, I was just thinking that before I created this post. I figured moving forward we can at least keep track of them now.

True, nice job.

GmsCool:

I guess you could consider them venny nominations too  (since I rarely get PM's nominating any).

As long as they post links to they originating thread, or post. 

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tkbalance10:

Just deposited a few hundred bucks into your account, I love giving money to people on the internet I don't know!

do we really need a sticky thread that is just quotes from other threads?

I guess it will depend on how popular it becomes..... I guess. 

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richone:

hog, didn't you stretch that photo out,looks like you are 10 feet high. richone wonders how much that bass is stretched...................................out?

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PROACEX1:

root:

IamHydrogen:

Not too shabby...for a minion. 

He has his moments

*grin*

 

Moments?

Hey!

root:

PROACEX1:

root:

IamHydrogen:

Not too shabby...for a minion. 

He has his moments

*grin*

 

Moments?

Hey!

Hey! Why'd ya have to go and post that for the whole forum to see mommy master?

Anywho, here's one which never really got seen by many folks: http://www.eggxpert.com/forums/permalink/281056/281056/ShowThread.aspx#281056

To long to post here really...

Oh, and the whole post is only partially made up, most of em (90%0 are actual quotes, many from other forums too...

Respectfully,

PROACEX1

Sidicas:

It's all fun and games until somebody steps on your $500 rolly.

LOL @ Minion. I was trying to find that post!

eggyman:

Anyone feels like chicken tonight?

Link 

In the forbidden area you must have nice pretty red badge to get in. 

Talking about Myspace

Faktor:

Social networking will be the downfall of humanity.

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IamHydrogen:

root:

Next, the world.

I still think "youth group" and "mission trip" was just a cover.  You have to start small, hence, RI.  That's my theory anyway...