EggXpert

OK, I "stole" this game from another forum.... It's sort of like the ignore thread....

Anyway, here's how it works.  I would say:  "The Next Poster has been outside of America." 

The person who's replying replies either True, or False, depending on whether they've been outside America, or not.

Another shortcut is to say "TNP....."

Enjoy! 

OK, here goes.

TNP has a computer worth more than $600.  Not including the monitor and the OS.

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True,  ^_^

The next poster likes Jessica Alba movies 

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True

The above was to the original poster.  However, I have always considered Jessica Alba to be easy on the eyes. 

True  (please no double posting to add "The Next Poster" part of the game. 

The next poster was or will be an eggxpert uber!!  ^_^ 

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Umm... Good question MeiLing.  I can't answer that question.

Feel free to use "TNP"....  

 TNP uses Firefox as their main web browser.

 

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True, although here at work I have to use IE

 TNP has 2/3 "next-gen" systems (PS3, 360, Wii)

True, not sure I get the rule for this game.

TNP MS merge with Yahoo.

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Gigabyte P45 UD3P rev1.1
XFX GTX 260 Black Edition
HT Omega Claro Plus + Logitech Z-5500 + Energy 5.1 Speakers

TNP will understand the game.  ^_- 

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True. I thought more people would play... this thread got more than 1,500 replies in the other forum....

TNP has a monitor that is 22" or bigger. 

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The Next Poster probably knows this game in another form. 

sjr has never seen this game called The Next Poster but has seen it called the Person Above Me instead, in which you post something about the person that just posted not the person after you as it is easier to say something about the person that just posted as you would know who they are, when it is the next person you are just making something up (though you do in the person above you game too but you can tailor the answer at them).

The person above me is correct though as I have a 28" computer monitor.   

 Oh well TFJ, it seems the rules for your game where to complicated just us here at the egg. 

I seemed like it would have been a fun game but at least I got to use some of the funny animated gifs I found the other day.  ^_^ 

TNP actually does not think mei animated gifs are funny. 

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Irrelevant as the current Next Poster (technically not possible as the current poster cannot be the next poster unless double posting) refuses to be limited to True/False or Yes/No answers and does not think questions are limited to asking that type of question/statement for The Next Poster (or just one question for that matter).

The Next Poster doesn't like posters on their walls.
The Next Poster wants to perform complex surgery.
The Next Poster will not respond in an approved manner.
The Next Poster will break the game rules to state that above poster broke the game rules.
The Next Poster wishes they could ignore the ambiguous rules as well as sjr does.
The Next Poster would also like to make their own rules like the author of the previous sentence does.
The Next Poster wants to be as consequence free as that same said bovine poster.
The Next Poster may answer up to 8 times in the next post The Next Poster posts in The Next Poster thread.
 

Umm... True.  I am the next poster to post in the Next Poster thread.

TNP has a joystick. 

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false

tnp has been parasailing

True, I think at least. Is that when you go up in a sail from a boat or whatever? I've done that, it was awesome!!

Mei, your gifs are epik.

TNP's life could be straight out of Office Space (I know mine is )

"Hey Peter...hoow's it goin'...I was just wondering if you got the memo...you know, for the TPS reports..."

Some parts would be true and some would be false, unfortunately the part about hooking up with Jennifer Aniston is in the false category.

The Next Poster would like to explain the Theory of Relativity.
The Next Poster can do the Bat Dance.
The Next Poster sometimes has more fun than a barrel full of monkeys. 

All true true (Except for the Bat Dance, I think)!

Ok here it is: The Next Poster is a Nerd...

Respectfully,

PROACEX1

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By Anonymous, 1929: "See the happy Moron. He doesn't give a d***. I wish I were a Moron-My word! Perhaps I am..."
By Mazer Rackham: "Early to bed and early to rise," Mazer Intoned, "makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes."

http://thefreedictionary.com/nerd

Damn... I hope I'm not that.

TNP is over the age of 40! 

false (in my twenties)

TNP wears goatee

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true as long as i'm not catching myself on fire and burning it off

tnp has wore or still wears spandex on a regular basis

False.

TNP has played a sport in high school. 

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True. Baseball state champs!! (like 6-7 years ago)

[Edit] Whoops, TNP has a desk calendar.

Wow... way to go Orin!

False.  I do not have a desk calender.

TNP has a messy room/dorm room/apartment etc.  (I know that this one is true for me.) 

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Lol, I know I'm smooth like velcro

...wait

True. I can't help it, I am just too lazy. Although when I do hit my limit, I clean until the place becomes spotless.

TNP has awesome and hilarious GIFs and will share one now!!!