I sometimes use yellow pencils, but then Bruce Lee takes it away to throw at what he calls "targets", and the pencils became somewhat red...
That's how the chain of stores popuarly known as "Target" came about...Then Chuck Norris took some of my yellow pencils, which oddly turned red instantly, and thusly, there came the "Super Target's" we now have today...
Respectfully,
PROACEX1


By Anonymous, 1929: "See the happy Moron. He doesn't give a d***. I wish I were a Moron-My word! Perhaps I am..."
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