EggXpert

I'm happy to announce the newest Venny winners. 

(yea just incase you didn't know I took it over for now)

Give these Eggs a hand..........................

cyberburn311:

Wow, where to begin? I don't want to offend you but you should literally set fire to anything you own that is remotely associated with Windows ME. You have 382Mb (or Megabytes of RAM). Is a new pc completely out of the question? And as for the external hard drive just try it...if it doesn't work...return it. Your problem is that you have a Dell 2100 with Windows ME for your OS. Oh and please tell me that you misunderstood your CPU.

Now I have to go smoke a cig to destress myself from your computer suffering. I pity you.

http://www.eggxpert.com/forums/thread/269524.aspx

kunzy:

Tekran:

Ok, I stand corrected.  :)  Do you mind if I sit now?

Only if its on the floor 

Someone stole my chair, i stole your chair, good luck to you.

http://www.eggxpert.com/forums/2/266617/ShowThread.aspx#266617

sjr:

Don't get banned in games and then you don't need to mask your ip for games.

http://www.eggxpert.com/forums/266646/ShowThread.aspx#266646

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thanks peeps.

Congrats to the others.

Now all i need are the egg staff, moderator........ 

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Did we make a funny? lol

Thanks to all and congrats kunzy and sjr

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sjr:

I am hoping to get the coveted lifetime achievement award someday.

LOL, so am I. Congrats to the new Vennies.

Congrats all! 

sjr already has 3 venny awards..... He hasn't lost yet... I don't think... 

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Remember, give points to good and helpful posts!

"Now I have to go smoke a cig to destress myself from your computer suffering. I pity you."

HAHAHAHA Classsssic line. Congrats to everyone...Hopefully we see some more good ones in the future.

sjr:

I am hoping to get the coveted lifetime achievement award someday.

Congrats to you guys!

The Venny was originally an award given out by the dude, Volfan, for an extremely or witty reply or statement made by a forum member.  Handing out to many of them will only lower the high standards till it means almost nothing.  So I like the delay between the awards we have.

But just to point out, for one to remain funny implies they where funny to start with. 

so keep up the good work Venny winners and lets keep the high standards set down before us as we look forward to the next Venny awards!! 

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Congrats new Venny's!

But I miss Volfann!

Respectfully,

PROACEX1

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gratz to all winners

Bravo! kunzy! Grabbed 2 new shining badges within one month *drooling*

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Thanks to all you people.

And yea, i figured i might as well go all out 

I think i have too many though, the thought of getting rid of the selectee badge has crossed my mind seeing as how i can get into that forum now anyway. 

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I wish I could get more than two... oh well.

Maybe I need to develop a sense of humour and say funnier things.