Yes, a genius idea, this thread!
You are very clever and intelligent, MrMonroe, to have put the info together in such a compact and comprehensible fashion. Thank you very much! It was a great read!
Oh, and the humour! (ex. ISP: Internet Service Provider. They're the one's stretching you over a barrel so you can read this. or "looks like a phone jack after three kids") 
Oh, and one I didn't get for a while was "Blue Screen Of Death" - at first I thought the "bs" in "BSOD" stood for "bull $#1t"