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This is the lamest thread ever. The joke is we pretend that this thread keeps drawing us back in by it's "black hole" like gravity or your posessed dog made you repost. What's even sadder is I've seen this exact title on other forums and stole the idea to bring here. That's it! I'm sorry. It's dumb...just ignore this thread.

Done and done.  Totally ignored it.  Don't even know it's here.  Umm what were we talking about, oh yeah I have no idea.  Nothing to see here. 

Where am I?

 

Ignore this post.

 

Ignore what, now?

Ok I'm just making sure that this is being ignored but that's it. I will continue from here on out to ignore this lame thread. I suggest you to do the same

There is a thread here?

This is weird.  I've never even seen this thread and I sat down and it was open and the reply box was open.  How did I get here?

This is like deja vu all over again.......

Did you try just one stick of memory?

Hey my power is out so I couldn't watch T.V., decided to play some games but my computer is busted, it won't turn on, HELP!!!

Please post system specs.

Try using the other hand to turn it on, Does it work now??

Wait, should I take my coffee out of the cup holder first?

Well, the Angle of the Dangle is in direct proportion to the heat of the meat

Like some giant black hole, it really sucks.  What was that again?

Wait a minute........this isn't the toilet...does smell kinda funny though.

Damnit... I've got this really great comment to go with sjr's last one. But then I realized it'd be sure to make someone cry/scream/rant.

So alas I am left with nothing.

Oh, and the smell is from the dead bodies.... we ran out of places to put them.

Err... 

Nothing to see here, move along, move along! 

the rash appeared a couple hours later. I put the cream on like the doctor said but as it spread upward, the blisters grew. I really want to scratch it but I'm afraid of tearing "that" skin. I knew I should have washed those pants from the thrift store but they looked brand new.

Once upon a time something might of happened but I wasn't paying attention.

screenshot or it didn't happen!