EggXpert

My Laptop has a very bad rash on its mouse pad thingy. I've tried all types of creams and it has spread to its spacebar and alt keys. It seems to become filled with little pimple like pus filled warts. Is this a virus doctor? Is my laptop infected? What can I do?

Here are my specs:

HP

Mac OSX operating system (media center edition)

ATvidia graphics card

124,356 watt power supply

3 fluorescent light bulbs & 2 goldfish
 

Give it two of these...

and call me in the morning. 

jcarlos:

My Laptop has a very bad rash on its mouse pad thingy. I've tried all types of creams and it has spread to its spacebar and alt keys. It seems to become filled with little pimple like pus filled warts. Is this a virus doctor? Is my laptop infected? What can I do?

Here are my specs:

HP

Mac OSX operating system (media center edition)

ATvidia graphics card

124,356 watt power supply

3 fluorescent light bulbs & 2 goldfish
 

Hmmm need more info, What color is it?

Have you tried slamming it on the floor? 

That power supply seems a little weak. and you should have at least 7 gold fish with that model.

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Yes, we will also require...

Ram?

Motherboard?

Next of Kin?

Left nut?

Drives?

Sound Card?

Blood type? 

Speakers?

Speaker cable type?

Additionally, what room of the house is this computer located in? Who is the primary User? How much beer is in your fridge? And how much horsepower does your mouse have? 

Personally I think it's an ID-10-T error...
 

Come to think of it it probably is the speaker cable, I'll bet your using a coaxial instead of a laser type. the laser type have less of a drag coefficient, and when noodling your dongle they perform in a much superior sense.

take this eggzample______________________ you see far superior.

I rest my face, err, a, case. 

Edit: lack of beer in the fridge may have a pronounced effect as well. 

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I move that this forum replaces the words

"Dude" and "dude" with "Dood" and "dood" respectively.

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Games I am going to freeze myself for:
Metroid Prime III: Corruption
StarCraft II
Half Life 2: Episode Two

SovetCryptix:

Yes, we will also require...

Ram? 4 Gazillabits

Motherboard? It is so cool it has no mother . . . board.

Next of Kin? yes please

Left nut? only when the right is non operational

Drives? Yes. It does pretty good with stick.

Sound Card? The card is pretty silent. I had my ear on it for over 5 minutes.

Blood type? O positively positive

Speakers? Yes. I can't get these voices in my head to be quiet.

Speaker cable type? Nylon and silk

Additionally, what room of the house is this computer located in? Bathroom

Who is the primary User? Thomas Crapper

How much beer is in your fridge? 12 pack

And how much horsepower does your mouse have? only 215

SovetCryptix:

OMFG, just busted out laughing on the phone when I read that... and I'm on the phone with the IRS, lol

Sounds like serious ADD issues  O_O

Kitty says pay attention!! 

The IRS just might have something important to say to you about that audit thingy. 

hee hee   ^_^

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Thank god it's not an Audit, lol... just trying to get my murdering ex-business partner off my company info (he's listed as the contact). No joke...

Cute kitty... 

MeiLing:

Kitty says pay attention!! 

Every kitty was kung fu fighting.  Their paws were fast as lightning.

*Hugs Sovet and Chronofox*

*Runs around screaming like an insane person normal*

Back to ADD...Er...I mean ignoring things...

Respectfully,

PROACEX1

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By Anonymous, 1929: "See the happy Moron. He doesn't give a d***. I wish I were a Moron-My word! Perhaps I am..."
By Mazer Rackham: "Early to bed and early to rise," Mazer Intoned, "makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes."

Chronofox:

My parents never hugged me when I was little.

awww, you just didn't have a big enough stick to rub them with.

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