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Fortunately & Unfortunately

Last post 02-05-2012, 6:21 AM by daniel88c. 1371 replies.
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  •  06-14-2009, 4:39 PM 534803 in reply to 534774

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Unfortunately, his brain no longer functions.

  •  06-14-2009, 4:51 PM 534819 in reply to 534803

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Fortunately, one brain specialist made him a multifunctional brain.

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  •  06-14-2009, 5:12 PM 534829 in reply to 534819

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    unfortunately, that specialist was dan, who has no idea how to do brain surgery.
    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)

  •  06-14-2009, 6:15 PM 534849 in reply to 534829

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Fortunately, a brain is no longer a mandatory requirement for advancing in the U.S. meritocracy.  Who-yah-know  goes along way, and a  little one-2-one nose tanning goes even further.
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  •  06-14-2009, 9:25 PM 534886 in reply to 534849

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Unfortunately, they replaced his brain with a Pentium 1 CPU.

  •  06-15-2009, 7:32 AM 534949 in reply to 534886

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Fortunately, superman gave a copy of his brain to this man and they became brothers.
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  •  06-15-2009, 8:56 AM 534970 in reply to 534949

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Unfortunately there was a copyright issue with the copy of supermans brain so he is now being sued
    Pvt. Frank 'Dim' Dumphy: [holding up a sign with Arabic writing on it] Do you think this squiggly **** really means "halt"?

    Pvt. Avery "Angel" King: That's how it looks in the Sarges' phrasebook.

    Pvt. Frank 'Dim' Dumphy: Yeah, but if we got one of the dots wrong it could mean "Sunnis suck" or something.

    Pvt. Avery "Angel" King: As long as it don't say "Ram This" I'm cool.

  •  06-15-2009, 12:33 PM 535060 in reply to 534970

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Fortunately, the judge is Cat Woman who is crazy in love with superman

    .....just...wtf - -

  •  06-15-2009, 1:36 PM 535092 in reply to 535060

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Unfortunately, jealous Bat Man comes and starts a fight with Superman...

  •  06-15-2009, 2:02 PM 535111 in reply to 535092

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Fortunately, Superman win the fight with the help of the copy of himself.Knockout
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  •  06-15-2009, 2:07 PM 535115 in reply to 535111

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Unfortunately, he is severely injured. DieDie

     

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  •  06-15-2009, 4:55 PM 535199 in reply to 535115

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Fortunately, he was reincarnated into what is now known as K.A.R.R.
    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)

  •  06-15-2009, 7:15 PM 535238 in reply to 535199

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Unfortunately, he doesn't even know what K.A.R.R. is.

  •  06-17-2009, 4:30 AM 535588 in reply to 535238

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Fortunately, it didn't matter. So he went on attacking things for his own evil plans.
    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)

  •  06-17-2009, 6:46 PM 535827 in reply to 535588

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Unfortunately, the police caught on and he was arrested.

  •  06-18-2009, 4:39 AM 535915 in reply to 535827

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Fortunately, you can't arrest a car. So, he escaped the police rather easily.
    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)

  •  06-18-2009, 7:32 PM 536198 in reply to 535915

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    unfortunately, the car exploded

    .....just...wtf - -

  •  06-19-2009, 5:32 AM 536300 in reply to 536198

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Fortunately, he rebuilt himself on the molecular level.
    Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
    grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
    fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
    image as promised by the
    sacred words, and spoke
    of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
    naught but a follower.

    from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
    (10th Edition)

  •  06-19-2009, 10:32 PM 536651 in reply to 536300

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Unfortunately, something went wrong and he's missing some parts.

  •  06-21-2009, 7:00 AM 537035 in reply to 536651

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Fortunately, he has adequate back-up parts, so it's no big deal.
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  •  06-21-2009, 11:06 AM 537086 in reply to 537035

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Unfortunately,  those back-ups won't work

    .....just...wtf - -

  •  06-21-2009, 12:11 PM 537112 in reply to 537086

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Fortunately, some one make them work with superpower

  •  06-21-2009, 10:05 PM 537309 in reply to 537112

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Unfortunately, the superpowers failed.

  •  06-22-2009, 3:11 PM 537576 in reply to 537309

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Fortunately, the back-ups already worked before the superpower's gone

    .....just...wtf - -

  •  06-22-2009, 4:15 PM 537630 in reply to 537576

    Re: Fortunately & Unfortunately

    Unfortunately, the back-ups were filled with viruses.
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