EggXpert

First, I had always heard RTFM as RTFD=Read the f***ing Directions.

Manual>Directions>Instructions...The same point comes acrossed.

My absolute favorite is one I use often in RL to Clients/Owners when there is a problem.

DILLIGAF.

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A f**k?????

One client actually knew what it meant, but laughed it off.

gjit-----go jump in traffic

thats typically want i want to tell clients i have to talk to cause they're rude and crappy and make more money than i do

hahaha that's a good one !

:-p

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