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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.eggxpert.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Root's Words of Wisdom: Elevators</title><link>http://www.eggxpert.com/blogs/root/archive/2007/09/24/root-s-words-of-wisdom-elevators.aspx</link><description>If you are ever in the situation where the elevator--that one that you ride up and down every day at work--happens to have it's line break and the emergency breaks don't kick in... and you suddenly go into a free fall... lay down flat (face down) against</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.1 SP2 (Build: 61120.2)</generator><item><title>Root's Words of Wisdom: Elevators</title><link>http://www.eggxpert.com/blogs/root/archive/2007/09/24/root-s-words-of-wisdom-elevators.aspx#168418</link><pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:01:27 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e96c5591-d47d-4b8d-80c4-18d6411a9236:168418</guid><dc:creator>Blog Picks</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Root’s Words of Wisdom: Elevators If you are trapped in the elevators, how to maximize the survival chance...&lt;/p&gt;
</description></item><item><title>re: Root's Words of Wisdom: Elevators</title><link>http://www.eggxpert.com/blogs/root/archive/2007/09/24/root-s-words-of-wisdom-elevators.aspx#168546</link><pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 16:15:17 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e96c5591-d47d-4b8d-80c4-18d6411a9236:168546</guid><dc:creator>Aedion</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;how about jumping before impact?&lt;/p&gt;
</description></item><item><title>re: Root's Words of Wisdom: Elevators</title><link>http://www.eggxpert.com/blogs/root/archive/2007/09/24/root-s-words-of-wisdom-elevators.aspx#168553</link><pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 16:33:37 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e96c5591-d47d-4b8d-80c4-18d6411a9236:168553</guid><dc:creator>root</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;The odds of that actually working is so astronomical it's funny. I think Mythbusters addressed that.&lt;/p&gt;
</description></item><item><title>re: Root's Words of Wisdom: Elevators</title><link>http://www.eggxpert.com/blogs/root/archive/2007/09/24/root-s-words-of-wisdom-elevators.aspx#168991</link><pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:47:10 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e96c5591-d47d-4b8d-80c4-18d6411a9236:168991</guid><dc:creator>Jammie056</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Ya I saw that on myth busters too &amp;nbsp;I belived they proved that jumping before impact is a totally useless gesture &amp;nbsp; LOL &amp;nbsp; Thanks for the tips Root &amp;nbsp; keep it up. &amp;nbsp;Its not the fall that kills you it is the sudden stop &amp;lt;Grin&amp;gt; Every day above ground is a good day! It turns out the grass really is greener on this side &amp;nbsp;!!!&lt;/p&gt;
</description></item><item><title>re: Root's Words of Wisdom: Elevators</title><link>http://www.eggxpert.com/blogs/root/archive/2007/09/24/root-s-words-of-wisdom-elevators.aspx#169401</link><pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:56:49 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e96c5591-d47d-4b8d-80c4-18d6411a9236:169401</guid><dc:creator>TFJ</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Nice tips -- I thought it was really funny when you said to push your coworkers out of the way!&lt;/p&gt;
</description></item><item><title>re: Root's Words of Wisdom: Elevators</title><link>http://www.eggxpert.com/blogs/root/archive/2007/09/24/root-s-words-of-wisdom-elevators.aspx#169422</link><pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 18:20:39 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e96c5591-d47d-4b8d-80c4-18d6411a9236:169422</guid><dc:creator>root</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I try |o.O|&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Next RWOW: THAT coworker&lt;/p&gt;
</description></item><item><title>re: Root's Words of Wisdom: Elevators</title><link>http://www.eggxpert.com/blogs/root/archive/2007/09/24/root-s-words-of-wisdom-elevators.aspx#191107</link><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:39:28 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e96c5591-d47d-4b8d-80c4-18d6411a9236:191107</guid><dc:creator>LasVegasRich</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I want to meet the guy who could, in a free-falling elevator, time his jump to precisely coincide with the cab bottoming out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The physics of lying flat on the floor makes sense, however if Miss Fiji Islands- who would dress out at a svelte 250 pounds- should happen to land on your back...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I dunno, but I suspect that if one knew of all of the redundancy in elevator safety devices, he'd not give it much thought.&lt;/p&gt;
</description></item><item><title>re: Root's Words of Wisdom: Elevators</title><link>http://www.eggxpert.com/blogs/root/archive/2007/09/24/root-s-words-of-wisdom-elevators.aspx#192907</link><pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:02:12 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e96c5591-d47d-4b8d-80c4-18d6411a9236:192907</guid><dc:creator>PROACEX1</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Why does this seem to resemble Popular Mechanic's back page from a long time ago...Rofl...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Respectfully,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PROACEX1&lt;/p&gt;
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