CPU List - From best to worst.

Often times I am asked by my customers which processor is the best and which is the worst. It's a hard answer to give.
So that being the case I am going to try something pretty bold here. I am going to try to list the most popular CPU's on the current end user market from best to worst.
Now I know this list may meet with some debate from various fanboys and CPU geeks, but I don't mind, let the debate roll. I personally am an AMD fanboy, but I think I am old enough and mature enough now to know even when my team of choice is getting their butts handed to them on a silver platter.
Now the list I am about to give you is what I came up with in the course of five minutes at almost 12:30 am. I will most likely miss one or two. If you notice one that I missed, just mention it in the comments and I'll get it added where I think it should place. And before you start yelling at me, please be aware that I have not included any server CPU's on purpose. I don't consider server CPU's to be end user CPU's.
Now, all that being said, here is my list of current CPU's in order from best to worst.
1. Intel Core 2 Extreme quad core
2. Intel Core 2 Quad Core
3. AMD Phenom Quad Core (This is very debatable as I really wanted to give the current Phenoms a tie with the current Core 2 Duo's)
4. Intel Core 2 Duo
5. AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core
6. Intel Pentium Dual Core
7. Intel Pentium D series
8. Intel Celeron Dual Core series
9. AMD Athlon 64
10. AMD Sempron 64
11. Intel Pentium 4
12. Intel Celeron D
Let the debate begin.