EggXpert

This week:

::Venture::

• Name: David
• Online aliases: Venture
• Age: 47
• Location: Near Boston
• Occupation: Retired
• Hobbies: Being an internet troll!
• Pets: 4 cats
• System specs: A huge pile of parts comprising 3 systems; and two Mac systems, one crappy laptop
• Favorite quote: "Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans" - John Lennon
• Favorite food: Any Italian dish (particularly Italian seafood dishes)
• Favorite song: "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida"
• Favorite book: The Report of the Warren Commission on the Death of President John F. Kennedy
• Favorite movie: Amadeus
• Favorite game: Pinball
• Favorite EggXpert member (other than yourself) and why: Volfann - he's cool, and we share a mutual love for voles.
• Favorite website: ArsTechnica
• Your all-time hero: Curtis LeMay
• Most frightened of: My own stupidity
• Most embarrassing moment: Watching smoke rise off a *very* expensive G4 dual processor I just installed
• Happiest moment: The day I got married
• A vivid childhood memory: Watching Jack Ruby pop a cap into Oswald on live television
• The thing you like best about yourself: The strength of my will
• What should never be discussed in polite company (if anything)? Anime
• Guilty pleasure(s): Hershey's Dark Chocolate
• Most treasured possession: Yamaha FZ-1!!!
• What’s always on your grocery list? Lipton Iced Tea
• What you’ll never get me to do: Tolerate self-absorbed ninnies
• Your “good deed” for the century: Not reproducing
• What can you never have enough of? Challenge!
• If you had one wish, what would it be and why?: The ability to freeze time to catch up on everything I have going on
• Why did you select your existing avatar? It captures the bizzarro rage I channel from other trolls
• Would be voted “Most Likely to”: Drive myself crazy
• When refilling your toilet paper, do you prefer it over or under? OVER!