The love affair with anything high definition is over and I(consumers) have selected my mate and I am looking to settle down and have some children.  That means I'm fully prepared to have 1 1/2 children, one boy and dog, to live off the rest of my life with, entertained.  But unfortunately my significant other, Blu-Ray isn't ready to settle down, she still parties on weeknights and stays up till all hours of the morning.  Not mommy material one bit.

So what do, because I decided early, on who I wanted to spend my life with, all my other love interests have moved on. HD DVD decided it was too good for me and moved back home, Hell, she even gave me the key to the aparment back.  I burned my black book of OnDemand HD channels because I've yet to find that a high quality alternative, at least to keep up with my high standards.

Why can't Blu-Ray settle down with me, set some standards, provide some low cost fun?  I've devoted my attention to her, nuturing her, she even gets all the Film Studios she wants now.  Apparently it's not enough, it just spoiled her, so not only do I spend a fortune to play with her, but every time I want a little variety I break the bank too.  Every ring(Blu-Ray DVD) I buy her is just a plastic rip off, but that's all she wants, and the Cubic Zirconia costs just as much as Diamonds.

I hate you Blu-Ray, I wish I could turn back the clock.  The only thing left to do now is make a mix tape of all the songs that make me think of my old flames and drown myself in sorrow and Standard Definition input on a High Definition TV.  Maybe you can move in when you've calmed your high cost ways.  My living room will be waiting on your promises.

*Update - Automakers are getting in on the Blu-Ray bandwagon now, so perhaps their volume purchases will help drive down consumer prices.  Mitsubishi Blu-Ray